Opponent superstars in the Stip Tours are RIDICULUS.

Oh, brilliant job, Champs! We're redesigning tours and throwing in all the shiny bells and whistles to get everyone hyped. But hey, let’s talk about the real show-stoppers: those superstars that you’ve so kindly added that we are supposed to face every week. You know, the ones that stun lock us like it's their full-time job? Absolute genius. And who won’t love those 10-turn submission moves? Why stop at 10? Let’s just turn this into a chess match while we’re at it!

Clearly, the goal is to ensure no one actually wants to play the tours. Because nothing says "fun" like being trapped in submission limbo in a mode where turns are as precious as it can be !!